Pagan / Neo-Pagan, Tomato, Tomatoe?!

Debunking the myths of mystical intuitions

OCCULTPAGANNEO-PAGAN

Illya Burke

12/16/20243 min read

pagan witch sex ritual art
pagan witch sex ritual art

The act of communion, whether through ritual or shared experience, often centers around pleasure and connection, creating a space where joy flourishes and the mundane is transcended.
The true essence of occultism lies in the celebration of life and the exploration of deeper truths. It is a realm where the sacred and the sensual intertwine, inviting participants to embrace their desires and revel in the ecstasy of existence.
Rather than being defined by fear or negativity, those who delve into these practices often find themselves immersed in a vibrant community that values connection, pleasure, and the pursuit of enlightenment, far removed from the misconceptions that dominate public discourse.

Pagan meme
Pagan meme
black and white gif of naked heathen Pagans in a circle outdoors
black and white gif of naked heathen Pagans in a circle outdoors
renaissance-style gif of floating naked people
renaissance-style gif of floating naked people

The public has such a shortsighted narrow-minded view of occultism without actually knowing anything factual. It's perceived that we all partake in blood drinking sacrificial practices but in reality, we spend our time learning, rejoicing and happily fucking. Yup, sorry to disappoint but in truth, the reality is far more nuanced and vibrant than the imaginative public speculation allows.
Contrary to the dramatic tales that circulate, the reality of those who engage in occult practices is often filled with joy and celebration rather than the grim activities that are typically associated with them. The focus is not solely on the darker elements that capture attention but rather on the profound connections and ecstatic experiences that can arise from these spirited sensual explorations.

Let’s slice through the spooky shadows cast by ignorant jackasses who think wearing black and carrying a wand means summoning the Devil himself. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t.
Let’s tackle the main events – rituals. Instead of debating between Tolstoy and Dostoevsky, you’re honoring nature, the cycles of the moon, and appeasing the senses with a nod to ancient deities.
You know what’s actually scary? The folks who think waving a sage stick around is going to open a portal to the underworld. Trust me, the only thing that’s getting opened is your neighbor’s window as they wonder why on earth you smell like a hippie’s daydream.

Wiccan meme
Wiccan meme

As for the chalices, pentacles, pentagrams, wands, bonfires and music: MIND YA BUSINESS! What most people fail to realize is these items are symbols, not sinister gadgets designed to summon chaos you idiotic fucktards.
At the end of the day, the only thing that’s truly scary about Neo-Paganism and Wicca is the judgment that stems from ignorance. So next time someone tries to convince you that these practices are full of dark magic and sacrifice, just remember – it’s probably just a gathering of folks who like getting together, enjoying sex, nature, and harmonious dancing without restraint.
So, raise your chalice high and tell those ignorant jackasses to shove their stereotypes where the sun doesn’t shine. Because while they’re busy being scared of the unknown, we’ll just be over here manifesting good vibes, one ritual at a time!

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